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Post by zekamalikyd on Feb 12, 2016 14:13:40 GMT
no ones dead
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Post by KillBot on Feb 12, 2016 14:17:12 GMT
1501  |
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 12, 2016 17:42:19 GMT
1501 post funny shit and not just numbers you faggits 1502 |
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 13, 2016 0:58:04 GMT
1503* posts later,i stil do not know the purpose of this topic
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 13, 2016 1:40:58 GMT
1503* posts later,i stil do not know the purpose of this topic post funny shit, that's the purpose 1504 |
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 13, 2016 21:07:27 GMT
1505
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 14, 2016 12:09:38 GMT
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 14, 2016 20:07:16 GMT
1507
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 15, 2016 16:42:23 GMT
m8..... Its a beatiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, m8s like you.... should be posting funny shit on the interweb!oh and 1508
(yes i know i have become undertale trash but dat shit's good m8s) |
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 16, 2016 3:52:47 GMT
m8..... Its a beatiful day outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming, on days like these, m8s like you.... should be posting funny shit on the interweb!oh and 1508
(yes i know i have become undertale trash but dat shit's good m8s) Fine  . Funny pics ok?out of ideas. Old,but gold  |
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Post by Hannah on Feb 16, 2016 9:51:34 GMT
Not funny enough.
Go take a clip of yourself fucking a horse, it's better
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by KillBot on Feb 16, 2016 15:26:55 GMT
Funny shit is fake :<
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 16, 2016 18:04:13 GMT
Fine . Funny pics ok?out of ideas. Old,but gold Old but gold indeed, man I hadn't laughed this much since i saw one guy nutshot another guy with a football lol also 1512 m8s (please post more dis shit's gud m8) |
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 16, 2016 18:24:05 GMT
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 16, 2016 18:36:13 GMT
gg no re m8, this is true gold (and silver, lol) keep it up ;P oh and 1514 |
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Post by zekamalikyd on Feb 16, 2016 18:44:59 GMT
nice green text dude
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 16, 2016 19:05:16 GMT
Any other fags sharing gtext or just me?
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Post by zekamalikyd on Feb 16, 2016 19:28:36 GMT
do more
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 16, 2016 19:49:01 GMT
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 17, 2016 18:15:53 GMT
gg no re m8 i r8 11/9 , laughed like an epileptic seal lmao, keep the gold coming, fun miner! oh and 1519 lol |
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 17, 2016 22:02:28 GMT
i.imgur.com/OGTT4G2.jpgRodent Rick,its a classic one m80s. I've got a real kinda-tard story but,i suck at doing greentexts lmao
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Post by zekamalikyd on Feb 17, 2016 22:39:32 GMT
do you have the king of ducks or whatever it was called
also the guy that was intern at it department of some company then took the job of the it guy and was lord of the milfs in that company then met his wife there and shit
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 17, 2016 23:41:37 GMT
Of course i have the story of Karl,the King of Ducks imgur.com/a/7oIVUI dont have that one tho |
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 19, 2016 16:02:04 GMT
1523! lol, this 4chan greentext is pure gold (well, almost all the memes come from there for a good reason lol) keep this shit up my boy, because... You are EpicBaron, King of lulz |
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 20, 2016 1:21:59 GMT
Ctrl c + Ctrl ving thi
hey /b/, ready for some tard stories? because everybody loves tard stories.
>be junior
>freshman girl with autism in improv class and chorus
>very social, way too loud, cant stfu
>of course my name is called to improv with her
>"woah, you look way nice today!"
>tard overwhelmed
>"huehHAhee I uh hUHAUIHA yeah uUHAUAHUA"
>have to wait for her to say a line
>never says a line
>i get yelled at for not progressing the scene
>in chorus the same day
>being taught how to sing from your diaphragm
>been in chorus for two years already i know this
>teacher says for everyone to breathe in, clench diaphragm, and sing "ah" in a speaking tone
>nicole swells like a hot air ballon
>screams "IIIIIIIIIIII"
>doesnt match any pitch
>i physically recoil
>teacher physically recoils
>class physically recoils
>nicole notices
>"Huahah what guys?"
>silence
>wrangler takes her out of the class to talk in the next room
>hear nicole screaming and crying
>entire class is silent
>why is she allowed here
>theatre trip coming up
>aww yeah universal studios
>look at room list
>see nicoles name
>"no"
>on bus ride there
>sitting next to qt3.14 cuz i wanted dat
>nicole awkwardly waddles over
>"i sit next?"
>both qt3.14 and i shake heads
>nicole continues to point
>"i sit next? yes"
>forces her way in between us two
>what the hell
>try to continue conversation
>get shushed by nicole
>sigh and sniff in
>oh my god
>she smells like crap
>literal human feces
>i begin to silently gag
>try to signal wrangler
>not paying attention
>i get up, have to force myself out of the seat
>nicole trying to block me in
>qt3.14 disgusted as well
>i look at nicole for a second
>hear a churning sound
>the smell gets worse
>oh god shes crapping herself
>spend next two days without incident
>bus ride home
>sitting alone cuz crush got a crush
>feel bad man
>but not bad enough apparently
>nicole gets up and waddles over
>try to get up and walk to the bathroom befo-
>"where you go!? sit!"
>i reluctantly sit back down
>she sits next to me
>oh god the smell is back
>i dont think im gonna get out of this one alive
>she hunches forward, blocking the way out
>starts whispering to herself
>what the hell is she
>animaniacs
>what the … is an animaniac
>wait do you mean
>shes whispering entire episodes of animaniacs to herself
>tard laughter every few seconds
>look over at her
>picking her nose and eating it
>im going to commit suicide
>she notices me looking at her
>pull out a nice big goopy one
>"want?"
>gagging begins
>shake head no
>she laughs and moves her finger toward my direction
>nope. I’m not dealing with this.
>push her butt right off the chair
>brown spot on the chair
>jesus no
>she starts crying, snot still on her outstretched finger
>the smell is horrible
>the retarded crying is horrible
>i get up
>step over her
>go to the back of the bus and sit in the bathroom until i hear its over
>go back outside
>sit in the aisle
>not again
>never again
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 20, 2016 21:18:29 GMT
"some epic top kek story"
lol, keep them coming man i love the lulzy shit m8 oh and 1525 |
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 20, 2016 22:28:02 GMT
Kek,you better start paying for dis
>be me
>19
>work at a shitty IT store, we fix smartphones and computers
>customer comes in with his kid who is probably 12-13, this kid looks like he swallowed a fucking beach ball, this kid was fatter than me, and i'm a fat fuck
>i hear the kid whimpering
>the dad tells me his computer broke when the kid was playing a game
>i tell the dad to give me the computer and i'll check it out, when i finish my sentence the kid says that i have to fix it without booting it up
>so i tell him i can't because i don't know what's wrong
>after 15 minutes of the kid screaming at his dad that i couldn't take a look because he had "all his secret documents" on there
>i tell the kid i won't look at it and i'll just try and fix the computer
>the kid agrees and hands me the computer
>it's a bit slow but nothing wrong
>i decide to check the map called "passwords" because i'm a cunt
>this kid has a folder of nearly 200GB full of naked pictures of himself
>close the folder, decide to just do my job
>there was nothing wrong with it, i guess it just froze on the kid
>i get back to the front of the store and call the dad, i tell him to come in the back and leave the kid back in the store
>tell the dad about the folder, and that there was nothing actually wrong with the computer
>the father looks at me, then picks up the computer and walks back to the front of the store
>i hear the kid screaming in the front of the store, so i race over there
>as soon as i show my face this kid runs at screaming that he's going to kill me, the dad just stands there and doesn't do anything
>this kid starts hitting, kicking and biting me
>i tell the dad to get this psycho kid off of me, he refuses to do so and says that he doesn't want to deal with this, proceeds to call his wife and tell her to pick this little fucker up, and leaves the store
>so i'm standing there, this fucking pig kicking and biting me
>the kid realises that it doesn't hurt me
>so this kid starts shitting himself right in front of me
>MFW i realise i'm the only one working at the moment
>MFW i realise i'm going to have to clean this shit up
>so i kick this kid, he starts screaming and crying even more
>MFW he's still shitting himself when he fell back
>at this point the kid, and the floor around him is covered in wet shit
>i grab a towel, grab this kid by his arm, and drag him out of the store, leaving a trail of shit behind me
>the mom just parked outside and sees me doing this
>tells me to let go of her son and that i'm a fucking pedo
>bitch what
>she proceerds to kiss this kid while he's still covered in shit
>asks me what the fuck is going on, and before i even get the chance to respond, she whips out her phone and calls the police
>the police arrive at the store, i get tackled and put in cuffs
>i ask them if i can talk to someone higher up
>some skinny faggot walks up and tells me i have some nerve touching kids in public
>i tell him to go look at the security tapes
>10 minutes later the skinny policeman comes out of the store, takes my cuffs off, and tells the mom that i didn't do anything
>the mom proceeds to kick my in the shin, and then the balls
>i tell the crazy bitch to watch the security tapes
>after i show her the tapes she hits me in the face, not a slap, a full on fist to the face
>MFW she got arrested for assault
so yea that's it, i'm pressing charges because fuck this shit, i and my coworker had to clean up this kid's shit and that bitch actually punched hard.
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 21, 2016 11:09:51 GMT
Kek,you better start paying for dis (Fat shitty kid story)lol dat skrub got rekt, i mean, who the fuck doesnt punch a fat brat like this one lol oh and 1527 |
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Post by EpicBaron on Feb 21, 2016 15:20:06 GMT
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Post by Yoshi07 on Feb 21, 2016 20:56:50 GMT
jfc someone pay this great m8 pls he deserves 1529 bucks a day |
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